Man strips BMW. Can’t drift. Does crash…

A cheap BMW does not a drift car make.

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]A man has bought a BMW of some description and removed the interior, only to discover that doing so has not made him a drift expert. Ben Klock, from Basingstoke, bought the 318i SE BMW for £495 from a Facebook marketplace ad, despite initial concerns that it may have been a stolen car, what with being for sale on Facebook Marketplace.

Once he took delivery of a his sales rep-abused car, Mr. Klock set about removing the interior in its entirety, leaving only the dashboard and a Monster Energy sticker. The goal, Mr. Klock assures us, was to become a world famous drift superstar.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_single_image image=”4979″ img_size=”full” alignment=”center” onclick=”img_link_large” css_animation=”appear”][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]“I don’t get it?” Explained Mr. Klock. “I bought the car, took all the seats out, and then that should’ve been it. I should have been able to drift like all them other fellas on the Youtubes. I thought all you’ad to do was take the seats out.”

Mr. Klock, however, was wrong in his assumption and crashed his 318i SE though he neighbour’s front wall like only a twonk could.

As it turns out, Mr. Klock is a victim of the internet. It’s a place that has filled his head with false hope and nonsense. Yes, he may well have seen many a BMW being used a drift car, but what he failed to account for was the fact the drivers of these cars could drift anything. It not the car that makes the drifter…[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_single_image image=”4976″ img_size=”full” alignment=”center” onclick=”img_link_large” css_animation=”appear”][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]When we propositioned Mr. Klock with the notion of perhaps taking a lesson or two, he instead stared off into the middle distance before going back to his 318i SE in order to apply his nine-thousandth Monster Energy sticker.

It is our understanding that since our interview with Mr. Klock, he has listed the seat-less BMW on eBay as a “drift car”. Though given there are six-thousand other BMWs with no seats on eBay at eBay at any one time – all of which are listed as ‘drift cars’ – Mr. Klock has yet to secure a sale and is instead left with a ruined car.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]

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