BUY A STICKER! Please.

Do you want a sticker? Stickers are great, they stick to things. The clue is in the name. Sticker. Anyway, we have some, so click this little button…

…and you can have a sticker. Externally mounted, and made from high-quality stuff what people make stickers out of, they’re great. It’s only £3.95 for one (though you can buy multiple) and that includes postage to anywhere in the UK. Talk about a deal!

Go on, get clicking!