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Have you read this little lot?

• The Renault Laguna Coupe…
  It's like a little Aston Martin. In the dark. If you squint. And you're drunk. […]
• The Toyota IQ…
  The Toyota iQ. It's minuscule, but that doesn't stop it for offering a lot. […]
• The gearbox of doom – My W202 C230
  Another Mercedes-Benz. Another truckload of absolute fail. […]
• The Sinclair C5…
  Mad as a box of frogs. […]
• The Volvo 850…
  It's 27 years-old now. So it's a classic, but one you can use […]