Meet The Team

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Chris ‘The Pollitt’ Pollitt – N£2G Head Honcho

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Who the hell put him in charge?

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Mike ‘Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again’ Mason – N£2G Tech Dude

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Strike a pose

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Mike has the skill and the brain that makes everything you see here, well, work. Without him Pollitt would just be a bloke stood in a room with hand-scrawled words about cars,. Without Mike, we’d be buggered. What he doesn’t know about web design isn’t worth knowing, and that’s why we’re glad to have him on the team. He sees the world in HTML and he gets giddy at the mere mention of ‘code’. He’s no one-trick pony though, oh no. Mike has built, yes, built cars in the past. His Anglia Van is a work of art and way beyond the technical expertise of Pollitt. Basically, he’s an invaluable part of the team. Plus, we can pay him in HDMI cables and USB ports, with the occasional motherboard as an added bonus. He is, however, from Yorkshire, but we won’t hold that against him.

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