Not £2 Grand Cars

Have you read this little lot?

• The BMW 7 Series…
  Because driving isn't much fun unless you look like a gangster. […]
• The Suzuki Cappuccino…
  No, it's not really far away. It's that small, bless it. […]
• The Subaru Impreza…
  Like a fire-breathing rally car, but without the fire. […]
• The Skoda Fabia vRS
  A Skoda. A diesel Skoda at that. And yes, you bloody well should buy one. […]
• Five cars that will break your wallet…
  Buy these cars by all means, but do so at your peril... […]