My Shameful Car History

Have you read this little lot?

• Man discovers M badge isn’t convincing…
  What did he expect? […]
• Bigfoot is real, and he likes a V8…
  Like a normal pickup, but on steroids. […]
• The Smart Roadster/Coupe…
  Pocket sized and able to provide hours of joy. Visit to Anne Summers not required. […]
• Christine – The Ford Orion
  Just as evil as Stephen Kings Plymouth, but not as pretty. […]
• The Toyota Prius…
  We can't put this off any longer. The Prius is cheap, and while it pains us to say it, it's not that bad. […]